Fashion police, grammar police, diet police (who, instead of hands, should have little BMI calipers),

armchair politicians & couch-bound sport coaches,

trust-fund defenders-of-the-poor tapping out their rage on top-of-the-line phones over fizzing imported Japanese tea,

young thought-leaders who’ve turned off all the lights except for one beam to hunt down whatever they consider to be the trendiest offence – the spirit of this age is a thin and bitter little hungry ghost.

Hypocrisy is our zeigeist.